Thursday, February 18, 2010

Don't mess with the Mother of the Bride

The Mother of the Bride can be the scariest person involved with a wedding. I'm not sure if it's protection of her baby, or living vicariously through her daughter, but some MOBs are terrifying. Thankfully, most of them don't have had shotguns. I feel like this one might have a shotgun arsenal.



CLOSED SEPTEMBER 7
WHEN MY ONE & ONLY
DAUGHTER MARRIES
THAT SORRY, NO COUNT
WORTHLESS, SHIFTLESS
JOHN PATTERSON

The sign reminds me of this snarky wedding invitation...but slightly less eloquent. Does the sign count as the invitation, or some kind of a save the date?

-Kay

Mrs. Banks if you're nasty.
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3 comments:

  1. jenny bentoFebruary 23, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    what does "no count" mean?

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  2. KayFebruary 23, 2010 at 1:34 PM

    I've only heard it used by rural folk. And honestly, it was probably on the Beverly Hillbillies. It means good-for-nothing.

    Here's the definition:
    Adj. 1. no-count - without merit; "a sorry horse"; "a sorry excuse"; "a lazy no-count, good-for-nothing goldbrick"; "the car was a no-good piece of junk"

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  3. Totally UnwellAugust 9, 2012 at 8:45 AM

    Fantastic blog. Love reading about my favourite subject. Just started my own site on Mother of the bride outfits, so always looking for inspiration

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