Dis-invited via Facebook

If you really want to get married AND keep your friends, don't do anything like this. Ever. At all:


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Here are a few of my favorite excerpts

Eat a little first, cause we're still unsure about the food sitch...

...we would love you to bring us a bottle of champagne as a gift...

There will be chairs for most everyone...

I think this couple will have plenty of leftover everything because there's no way that any friends are going to put up with this shit. SOUNDS FUN.

-KB