Carrie Prejean the super moral, boobie-flashing, pillar of society is engaged. JSYK.
Hi, I am a smart and worthwhile human being because I am straight, religious, and better than you.
I am so embarrassed that she's from my state. She's on my love-to-hate list with the useless couple known as Speidi, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and basically every other fame whore who thinks that anyone gives a rip about their opinions.
Mostly, I am posting this so that I can gleefully write about her again when she gets disengaged. Because, COME ON this is not going to happen. At best, it will end in divorce, because apparently she's been dating this guy since last summer. WHAT COULD POSSIBLEY GO WRONG. I mean possibly. ...That shouldn't have happened.
YEAH, CAPS. THIS BISH MAKES ME PISSY OKAY?