Do you want to emasculate your husband? Then get a matching set of Hello Kitty wedding rings!
I guess they're not overly Hello Kitty like this:
But if I met you and your husband for dinner and he was wearing this:
I would pretty much never stop asking him where he left his testicles (*cough* your purse *cough*). At least the face is on the inside of the ring. It would be his shameful secret. Unless he's really into Hello Kitty. I guess it could happen...?
Here is the "Ladie's" ring and the "adorable" box that the rings come in.
Retail price is about 189,000 Yen (about $2090US)