Love this XKCD that combines nerdy webcomics, the Lord of the Rings, a sassy Beyonce song, and snide remarks about marriage. Yay!
Yeahhh, I don't know how to fix this. You'll have to click to see the whole thing. Sorry!
Mouseover text: Using a ring to bind someone you covet into your dark and twisted world? Wow, just got the subtext there. Also, the apparently eager Beyonce would've made one badass Nazgul.
I'm a grouch about holidays. Happy made-up American drinking day. Humph.