Would you invite your grandma to this wedding?

Hello there, diligent blog reader! Today is April Fool's Day, and I wracked my brain trying to think of a good prank! The problem is that most online pranks suck. They always involve a news story that seems INCREDIBLE! And then you realize what day it is, and get annoyed. “Sigh!” you think, I’ll just come back to the internet tomorrow when the jokes aren’t so stupid.


Yeah, this is awkward.

Well, instead of writing a lame article about George Clooney’s secret nuptials (it’s shocking because he’s been single for so long!) I’ve decided to just see if any of you are actually curious enough about what all this garbage is that you’d copy it, paste it into a document, and then change the font to read it. Are you that interested? Aw, thanks, you’re the best! Honestly! If I saw this, I’d probably just keep scrolling.

The best April Fool’s Day prank that I ever pulled was last year when I taped my husband’s cell phone shut. I taped it with the clearest tape I could find, and then called him the next day. He answered the phone, I heard a bunch of shuffling, and then “…Very nice. Happy April 1st.” in an annoyed voice. HAHAHA!

I wanted to get married on April 1st. I thought it would be funny to see if anyone would believe the invitation, and then it seemed like an opportune time to pull a prank on 150 of my most distant friends and family members. Ha…ha? But the room was already booked on that day so we got married in May.

Anyway, carry on with your day! Don't fall for anything too stupid!

Yours,
Kay Banks