As it turns out, I'm not as lazy as I think I am, so here is the Al Gore wedding photo that I promised.
Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. and Mary Elizabeth "Tipper" Aitcheson met got married on May 19, 1970, and then had a bunch of kids.
Al looks bored and Tipper looks smug.
You know who Al and Tipper Gore are right?
Tipper Gore had lots of promising new ideas about censorship:
And Al Gore invented the Internet:
I wish them both the best of luck in their exciting new ventures. What's next from this enterprising couple? The Internet 2? An asterisk on the First Amendment? I can't wait to see what they'll do next!