My dear friend shared this ridiculous link with me:
Eric Benet is eyefucking you at your wedding
Sadly, I can't remember the backstory anymore, but I think it's something along the lines of "Eric Benet cheated on Halle Berry. He's a total horndog, so he'd probably crash your wedding just to eyefuck the bride".
Here are a few of my favorites.
Totally random and weird, right? Love it.