Married people, or people in long-term relationships, you'll know what I mean when I say that it's a LOT of fun to occasionally torment your partner. Like, a LOT of fun. The more upset Mr. Banks gets, the more I laugh until my sides hurt. The best is when I laugh so much that my husband calls me a jackass and storms off. Seriously, I'm giggling just thinking about it.
If you think that's funny, I think you'll appreciate this story about a husband who had the nerve to demand that his wife not buy towels. Visit the link for the whole story, but the bottom line is that if you tell your partner NOT to buy something, you might find this: