In case you missed it: everyone is getting divorced. Katy Perry minus Russell Brand, Sinead O'Connor minus Some Guy...wait, no, now they want to be married again.
Just a week after announcing her fourth marriage was over after just 16 days, it appears Sinead O'Connor has changed her mind. The giddy singer, 45, took to her newly re-opened Twitter account in the early hours of this morning to reveal she was reconciling with her husband Barry Herridge.
In rather revealing messages, the Irish star said the couple had been 'love-making'. Admitting they rushed down the aisle following their Las Vegas nuptials on December 8 after just four months of dating, O'Connor explained they would be 'boyfriend and girlfriend again' - despite still being legally wed.
Under her Twitter handle 'vampyahslayah' [ugh], The Nothing Compares 2 U star wrote: 'Guess who had a mad love making affair with her own husband last night? 'Yay!!! we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend again an (sic) stay married but we did rush, so we gonna return to b friend g friend and be sickenly (sic) happy an go counsellin (sic) an move in like a yr like regular people... 'But stay married an we all in love an f**k every other motherf**ker who don't like it.. so me all happy!! me love me hubby.. he love me... f**k who no like it.. God is good!'
Her writing style makes me hate her more.
O'Connor revealed the couple's marriage had ended in a lengthy statement on her official website on Boxing Day. In fact, they had only lived together as husband and wife for seven days following the ceremony at the Little White Wedding Chapel.
Initially, she blamed the 'intense pressure' on the couple and admitted his friends and family were unhappy with the union. A few days later, she revealed their relationship ran into problems immediately after the ceremony when she went on a hunt around Las Vegas for cannabis.
She told The Sun: 'We ended up in a cab in some place that was quite dangerous. 'I wasn't scared - but he's a drugs counsellor. What was I thinking? 'Then I was handed a load of crack. Barry was very frightened — that kind of messed everything up a bit really.' She met drug counsellor Barry, 38, after he replied to her online blog in September in which she said that she was 'sex-starved' and asked potential suitors to apply.
Clearly happy with her reignited lovelife, she later added on Twitter: 'So Sinead got laid!!!... and all well. 'Yay!!! me husband is a big hairy cave man an (sic) came to claim me with his club : ) and now I'm in cave-land.. yay!! We both go panto!' Herridge is the latest husband in a list of short-lived marriages for the unlucky-in-love star. She was previous wed and had a son Jake with musician John Reynolds in the late 80s, journalist Nick Sommerland from 2001-2004 and musician Steve Cooney in 2010 - which ended less than a year later. She also had a lengthy on/off relationship with Dermott Hayes and another that lasted about a year from 2006 and 2007 with Frank Bonadio, who is the father of her son Yeshua, four.
I normally really enjoy crazy women with strong personalities (hence my unending interest in the life of Courtney Love), but Sinead O'Connor isn't one of those women. Why would anyone take a drug counselor to buy crack - unintentionally or not. And what counselor marries a woman based on a blog post?!