Slow trainwreck destroys cake

It's obvious that this video will end in disaster. When I first watched it, I was curious to see what type of disaster it would be.



The cake comes out on a trolley, and the woman immediately gets to work lighting the scary sparkler candles. Terrible music plays as she makes faces and attempts to get more than three of the candles lit. Slowly, she works that match around the whole cake. She never successfully gets more candles lit, so she gives up and s-l-o-w-l-y pushes the trolley into the banquet hall to present it to the guests and...

splat. Dead cake. It's all over.

Total boner jam. No cake, sad guests.

 Initially I thought it seemed pretty stupid to light a cake on fire, but now that I've seen it done properly, I want a fiery birthday cake.